The silent screams of these girls! Ah, the stench of adolescence. These girls were about to explode. You can see it in their faces, they are just holding it in. As soon as the Twilight guys leave, anyone near the girls will go deaf, trust.
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I swear....
I once saw a hooker wearing an outfit like this... but she looked classier! I swear!
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Quotes: Hayden Panettiere
"You all make my life miserable!"
Awww! Poor Hayden! Let's all get together and send her some flowers or something! The paps make Hayden's life miserable, big freakin deal. Celebrities! I swear! They just need to shut their traps, all they gotta do is produce music, or act in movies, whatever that is that they do. Saying you are miserable to a bunch of people that have to follow your ass around because YOUR stupid freakin fans want them to, is a bunch of bull. We are in a recession and you are miserable? Midget please.
The chipmunk has a book out apparently
Miles to go, how freakin original! Here's what she has to say:
About her stoopid heart:
"The type of tachycardia I have isn't dangerous. It won't hurt me, but it does bother me... There is never a time onstage when I'm not thinking about my heart."
Next!
About being bullied:
“The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm. Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend. It pretty much was my best friend those days. I was done for. They started cussing me and telling me to get up. I sat there, frozen. I didn’t know what to do. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said, ‘What’s your problem? What did I ever do to you?"
You were born Miley, you were just born. Just kidding! Sheesh! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
On writing the hit song “7 Things I Hate About You” for Nick:
“[I wrote it to] punish him, to get him back for hurting me [but the song is] about forgiving, not forgetting. It’s hard to imagine that our love is a story with an end. But you know, at least I’m getting some really good songs out of it.”
Ha! Love story! This tranny-looking chipmunk needs to wake up and smell the fakery all around her.
On hiatus
I know it's been too long since my last post. Let's just say life is getting in the way and the only free time I have is solely dedicated to my beauty sleep...or any sleep at all.
Anyway, let me leave you with some of Zahara giving paps the side eye. She's so over this Brangelina crap.
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Nick Finally lands a JOB
Nick Cannon is set to replace Jerry Springer as host of America's Got Talent on NBC this summer.
What happened? Jerry Springer wasn't available?
I'm Sowwy...
(Spelling and grammar errors not mine)
"I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone.
I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be.
Peace and love, Miles"
Why do people gotta bring God into their mess? "It's all part of God's ultimate plan." It's always part of God's ultimate plan! Anything she does is part of God's ultimate plan! She brushes her teeths, it's part of God's ultimate plan. She eats cereal, it's part of God's ultimate plan. She takes semi-nudie pics, it's part of God's ultimate plan. Guess what Miley, God called, he's rolling his eyes at you and wants you to stop using his name to promote your image. You are making him look bad!
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Octo-Mom is on welfare
NBC Photo: Paul Drinkwater, AP Photo/Dan Steinberg
She just thinks she's not on welfare. She receives $490 in food stamps a month and federal supplemental security income for 3 of her first 6 kids, because they are disabled. DISABLED! and you are going to bring 8 more into this world?
According to her publicist, "In Nadya's view, the money that she gets from the food stamp program … and the resources disabilities payments she gets for her three children are not welfare. They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare." According to the Angelina-wannabe, "Money is necessary to raise children. But it's — it's paper. It is paper. To me, it is superfluous in contrast to the importance of my kids."
Ohmygosh, I'm totally going to say that to the cashier at my local Albertsons. Next time I gotta buy something I'll say, "Money, it's paper, to me, it is superfluous in contrast to the importance of my kids."
You should try it to! Let's all try that.
Who is this M.I.A. person?
Just kidding, I know who she is, I think...paper planes right? Aaanyway, here's she is at the Grammys, looking like one of the chola friends I had in high school. The hair, the nails, the see-through outfit...Pure class! Pregnant bellies make me nervous though. I just got the chills. I just saw her performance with T.I., Kanye, Jay-Z and lil Wayne. I don't know about you but I think girlfriend got lost and ended up in the wrong act. She's just hanging around, trying to induce labor, looking lost. Anyway, here it is, enjoy.
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Sean Penn needs a chill pill
Good genuine actors are few, most of them are fake fake sellouts. It's always been that way and it will always be that way. I don't know what Sean is getting his panties in a bunch for.
"People are spending too much time modelling for some f**king clothing company instead of acting, and I resent it. It's like, 'Are you going to do the Chanel ad today? I thought you were in the middle of shooting a f**king movie. Just let me know if you mean it. I want to know you're trying to write the great American novel every time. Fail all you want, but f**king try."
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Well, now I know what movie I won't be paying to see..
TMZ posted audio of Christian Bale ripping the director of photography a new one after he accidentally walked into the scene to check the light. He literally says"...why the fuck are you walking right through like 'adadadaaa,' like this in the background." They were filming that new Terminator movie.
The tape was sent to the insurance company by producers in case Christian dropped out of the movie.
I don't know who this douchebag thinks he is, but he needs to chill the hell out. Method actors, I swear! Jeez! Aren't you an actor? Don't you get paid to freakin act? So get out there and act again damnit! "Oh Oh! He interrupted my scene!" Try, "Oh Oh, I'm losing my house!" or "oh oh, I lost my business! My only source of income!" or "Oh oh! My car got repossed!" I know a lot of people think Bale is hot stuff and the cat's meow and a great actor, but I never liked this douchebag, I always thought he was "blah."
Somebody needs to kick him in the ass and maybe the stick that's up in there will fall.
Click here to listen to the whole thing. It's a NSFW.
Top 5 Movies At The Box Office
1. Taken
Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell
3. The Uninvited
Emily Browning, Arielle Kebbel, Elizabeth Banks
4. Hotel for Dogs
Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Lisa Kudrow
5. Gran Torino
Clint Eastwood, Bee Vang
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